I started

wearing mascara, almost daily, over the last week.

It's weird. M eyes look even bigger (do the math on that, eh?) but after two nights of scrubbing ot off with soap, my eyelashes were noticeably thinner than they'd been previously. So I got eye makeup remover, and that's been fine.

But every time I use it, my skin feels like it does after a good cry. And that really sucks, because my life is pretty great and there's no reason for crying right now.

My skin is telling me I've been crying; my brain tells me that's illogical; my emotional core tells me.... maybe?

I'm skipping it from now on. Hell, no makeup got me this far.